This Friday we decided to take 12 Dr Seuss quotes that that he might have said in relation to business, but are in fact completely out of context.

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On annual leave:

“Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened.”
― Dr. Seuss

On accepting responsibility for a failed project:

“Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You.”
― Dr. Seuss, Happy Birthday to You!

On interns:

“A person’s a person, no matter how small.”
― Dr. Seuss, Horton Hears a Who!

On decorating your office cubicle:

 “Why fit in when you were born to stand out?”
― Dr. Seuss 

On business negotiation:

“I’ve bought a big bat. I’m all ready you see. Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!”
― Dr. Seuss 

On day dreaming out the window:

 “Oh, the thinks you can think!”
― Dr. Seuss, Oh, the Thinks You Can Think! 

On hearing a complaint that a task isn’t in ones job description:

“If things start happening, don’t worry, don’t stew, just go right along and you’ll start happening too.”
― Dr. Seuss 

On understanding the cloud:

“They say I’m old-fashioned, and live in the past, but sometimes I think progress progresses too fast!”
― Dr. Seuss 

On convincing someone to buy accounting software:

 “If you never did you should. These things are fun and fun is good.”
― Dr. Seuss 

On User Experience:

“That’s why my belief is
the briefer the brief is,
the greater the sigh
of the reader’s relief is.”
― Dr. Seuss

On rewarding hard work:

 “Things may happen and often do to people as brainy and footsy as you”
― Dr. Seuss, Oh, The Places You’ll Go! 

On not cleaning out the office fridge:

 “I do not like green eggs and ham.”
― Dr. Seuss, Green Eggs and Ham

Enjoy your weekend everyone! And check out our online business software with your green eggs and ham over the weekend!